The Dinner That Kills

It was a dark and stormy night... Everyone was having dinner at the Johnson's family house. Kids were playing, adults were drinking and playing card games. When suddenly the lights went out. Mr. Johnson told everybody to remain calm as he checked to see if the fuse had went out.
When he checked the fuse, he realized it had not been blown and someone had did it purposely. He figured it was one of the kids playing around and he went back to the family room.
When he returned, everyone was gone. He looked all around the house and didn’t find anyone. He thought he was dreaming so he went to the bathroom to rinse his face and clear his head.
When he came back to the family room he found his wife tied up and his neighbor Jane covered in blood. She looked dazed like she was in her own world. Hs wife was crying hysterically saying Jane had killed the whole house. As Mr. Johnson called the police Jane just laughed and pointed outside. All the neighbors’ bodies lay dead in Mr. Johnson’s backyard.
She was taken to jail and later found out she was schizophrenic. When asked why didn’t she kill Mr. and Mrs. Johnson she responded, “That would be disrespectful to kill the host! And i'm a respectful women.” Jane now spends the rest of her life in a mental institute repeating the words “I’m a respectful women right?”