Thursday, December 18, 2008

Bad Breathe



 

There once was a man that was on the road and he had to use the bathroom. So he stopped at the nearest gas station. When he was done using the bathroom there was no toiletpaper, there was just a strange whole in the wall with a message written below it. It said after you were done using the bathroom simply wipe your bottom with your hands and put them in the hole after which they will be licked clean by a women’s lips.

With no toilet paper what other choice did he have?  So he wiped his rear-end with hands and then placed them in the hole. When he did so they were immediately struck with two bricks causing the man to remove his hands from the hole and place his fingers directly in his mouth.

by: Martel Lee

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