Thursday, December 18, 2008

Have it your way



        There was once a young couple that stopped at a fast food restaurant on their way back to campus for a rest stop. So they pulled into the parking lot, but it looked like it was closed so the driver said he would check it out and get them their orders. He went up to the door and it opened he walked up to the counter but no one was there. Just when he turned to walk away a suspicious looking woman said ‘’may I take your order’’? He turned around and asked for two coffees and a cheeseburger. The woman then went to the back of the kitchen and began making a lot of noise. After getting tired of waiting for his order he yelled into the kitchen ‘‘how much longer is it going to be?’’ The woman answered not much longer, but can u give me a hand? He was hesitant but went behind the counter where the woman asked him to go into the walk in freezer for his meat and on the floor of the freezer he sees the bodies of four employees. Just when he turned to run away he was stabbed in the back.

       In the car his girlfriend was getting tired of waiting so she walked into the restaurant and sees no sign of him. She asks the woman at the counter if she has seen her boyfriend and the woman tells her he’s in the bathroom but she can take his order from the counter. While waiting for Jake she bites into the burger and is surprised by how different it tastes from usual. So she asks if there is something different about the burger and the woman replies ‘’its fresh meat.’’

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