Thursday, December 18, 2008

Itchy Crouch


A young lady went to see her gynecologist because she had constant itching in her crouch over the last few days. She was confused because she never had sex with anyone but her boyfriend, but was suspicious and scared that maybe he given her the claps. After the doctor examines her he tells her that he will have to report this to the police.

          The doctor told her that she has maggots inside her monkey and the only way that can happen is if she or her partner is having sex with dead people. She looks at the doctor with horror and whispers, "My boyfriend works in a morgue!"

JW

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