20 Left Ear's

Once a long time ago, there was a couple and their dog. They were always on the move for some unknown reason. They had just moved to this nice little town in the middle of nowhere. The first night the couple heard noise coming from the backyard. They just thought it might have been a bear coming through, because bear sightings were common among other people in that town. So the couple went back to sleep thinking that the noise from the backyard was nothing.
The next morning the couple didn’t know where the dog has gone to. They called for the dog, but the dog was not to be seen. So the couple just left some food outside for dog. The guy was unpacking when he heard a loud noise. He thought it was his wife. So the guy grabs his gun and ran to the loud noise. There he saw something in the bushes but he couldn’t see what it was.
Then he heard a scream from the bushes that sounded like his wife. So he ran into the bushes. Then there was a loud “BANG” gun shots went off. The man had been shot five times from a U.S. marshal. The man staggered forward and then dropped dead with his gun still in his hand. The man’s wife came running out screaming at the marshal. The U.S. marshal told his wife that her husband was a wanted serial murder that goes from town-to-town killing people and keeping their left ear as a trophy. And that the family dog was removed because it was going to give their position up. The wife was upset and went to cry under the bushes while they covered up her husband’s body. When the investigators went through the couple’s home they found a jar that contained over 20 left sided ears.

KLV